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Nutual (nut mutual) 

when the urge or want to NUT someone is mutual
yeah I though it was one sided but apparently the feeling was nutual (nut mutual) . I'm so in love.
Ben: "Look at mad man shagging that old lady Lis on the couch"
Paul: "Yeah, total Nuttal behaviour right there"
Nuttal by reachy reach August 6, 2011
A pretentious person who says or writes something that is meant to be profound but ends up being bullshit. Often thinks they are deep but they are just spouting incomprehensible nonsense.
"I read the book for class today and, god, the author sounds like such a nutwall"
Nutwall by electromyography March 2, 2018

nutballs 

used like "Holy Shit execpt nutballs
Greg: bro i slept with his mom over 200 times
Josh: Holy nutballs dude wat da fuq
nutballs by vennyweenny October 5, 2023

Nuttalled 

Pronounced noodled, it is anytime anything, whether it is living or an inanimate object, is made an ass of, is the the butt of a joke, or just generally fails to succeed at life. Also refers to the giver of a blumpkin or receiver of a cleveland steamer or a hot lunch. May also be anything who you in no way respek. Very similar to unwillingly receiving a golden shower.
After having been pantsed and penetrated by a mountain goat, the young boys friend shouted, "you've just been nuttalled."
Nuttalled by DukeU03 July 20, 2005