guipetto 

A person who possesses unparalleled skills in the art of squiring

That guipetto can build ikea shit like no one else

guipetto by ThatNigerianScicilian May 7, 2018

vibrating gipetto 

When you are sitting really hard on a chair and your fart has nowhere else to go but up the front!

Girl, I was working so hard at the compter I really had my butt pushed into the chair tight! I ate a lot of hormel chili and my farts had nowhere to go up the front. A real vibrating gipetto!

vibrating gipetto by Pinoch's December 29, 2014