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On my mommy 

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
On my mommy by On my mommy October 24, 2022

On Mommie 

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.
Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!
On Mommie by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang! 

A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

On momma 

Short for ON MY MOMMA. 7 letters. The perfect amount to make a great mississippi car tag. ONMOMMA. An idea from higball especially for his bestie, rachel. To swear this is the truth. I put it on my momma.
On momma, That man knows me better than anyone else in this world. Hes truly my bestie till the bitter end.
On momma by VindictiveAngel February 24, 2023

On MOMmas 

For genetically sequencing someone's DNA to not experience any biological mutation inhibited cellular response or any inversive reaction to non-visual radiation spectrum body proximity nuclear fallout generated by a device decaying that has a resemblance to snowflakes occurring in weather patterns. o o

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A misinterpretation of "On MoMmas" can result in a fear index of shakes and freezing adrenal gland secretion to enlighten one's self later in life to have an On God mental realization of re-establishing faith in religion.

Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".
On MOMmas by Dian Zlatanov December 4, 2022

on my momma 

to swear on the grave of one's mother
Put it on sumthin man.

On errthang
On my momma, cuz!
on my momma by Jim Rawlings December 7, 2006