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minecraft kid

a minecraft kid is an annoying squeaker everyone has to deal with and usually says "your a hacker" or "i wasnt ready" when they get combod by SnakeDaoust and when thay win they always say "eZ". So basically thats the definition
TRUE MINECRAFT KID : *gets combod in a 1v1*
kid: ur a hacker u meanie u hit me from 2 blocks! ur a bully!! *goes and cry's on his bed with his mom*
u: U only got combod skid
minecraft kid by Comboinq March 6, 2016
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Kate: I love the Minecraft Kid
Francesca: IKR he’s so hot
Minecraft kid by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

Minecraft Kid

some little kid who plays minecraft and rages when someone steals their diamonds. or just that cringy 9 yo at ur school
Barry Phartz is totally a Minecraft Kid.
Minecraft Kid by Cringeboy7_69 February 5, 2018

Minecraft kid

Those annoying kids on the bus or at school that play minecraft and recite lines from asdf
Jennifer: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Joey: "playing minecraft."
Jennifer: "ok. As long as you don't become a minecraft kid"
Minecraft kid by Mintyporksoda February 2, 2019

Minecraft kid

A kid who plays Minecraft and never shuts the fuck up of hating on fortnite they always make Excuses and say that to a few other games to they are 4-9 years old
Minecraft kid by Faisalshub February 11, 2022

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.
teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!
minecraft kid by chlorine eater November 25, 2022