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free pretzel by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018
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Free Pretzel Day
-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.
-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
Free Pretzel Day by Thadus June 22, 2011
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