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Almond Butter 

A mean old lady that ignores everything going on around her, and pretends everything is always ok. She exists off an almond based diet cause she read it to be health in O magazine once. If O magazine said rub dog shit on your face she would. She is cheap as fuck too
Almond Butter by Eskimo-Brother December 18, 2017

Almond butter and jam sandwich

The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"

Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?

Guy: Hells yeah.

almondbuttered 

"almondbuttered"
"almondbuttered ignored me so now im crying"
almondbuttered by yeenon koren March 20, 2022