The one eyed monster
The one eyed monster by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017
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wrestling the one eyed monster
To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
wrestling the one eyed monster by A2K February 18, 2003
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The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster
When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.
Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"
The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster by Jason Haliwell and Katreena Hellfire August 19, 2006