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Miguel de la Cruz 

A fat fuck that has no life and plays video games all day but thinks he has a life because he plays AYSO during the weekends. He also likes a girl named Michelle and eats a lot. He weighs more than a ton and makes memes about other people.
What a fucking Miguel de la Cruz, you're sitting in your house all day doing nothing.
Miguel de la Cruz by Autistic Turtle November 22, 2017
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Miguel De La Cruz 

A fat piece of shit that is a couch potato and licks Michelles dick all day. He loves to play soccer but sucks ass at it. Miguel is a great fuck because his tits are nice and round. He also loves to spam his mic by eating pretzals and takis that have a 100 grams of sodium and instantly give you type 7 diabetes. He also has a vagina
Yo Jack stay away from Miguel De La Cruz because he may eat you.
Miguel De La Cruz by PapaFaggot November 26, 2017