MCtolu 

Everyone's Multipurpose Slave

(noun) are a MCtolu.

MCtolu by MCtolu October 31, 2017

Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.

You wanna keep your hands to yourself, Touchy McToucherson?

Touchy McToucherson by S.P. Sweeney August 3, 2008

mctouchin gland disorder 

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.

"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"

mctouchin gland disorder by cavs5 June 12, 2014

touch mctouch 

when a woman feels upon your penis,stroking it quite nicely

c'mon baby,a little touch mctouch for daddy

touch mctouch by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004