Captain crunching 

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position

I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.

Captain crunching by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022

captain crunching 

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

captain crunching by mr potter March 11, 2010