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João Pedro 

An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.
"I found a guy with the most incredible dick!"
"You found a João Pedro, right?"
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JOAO PEDRO 

A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!
HE IS SUCH A JP OR JOAO PEDRO!!! SQUIDWARDS RULE!!
JOAO PEDRO by JULIO COSTA October 29, 2018

joão pedro gonçaves pereira 

Mariana's soulmate. A awesome guy who's a bit clueless but in general it's the guy of your dreams. You won't find any better.
joão pedro gonçaves pereira never meant to hurt anyone.