coconuted 

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

coconuted by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005

deep dick coconuted 

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

Example:
"Me and my girlf

deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"

deep dick coconuted by Kade has AIDS January 12, 2018

coconut corn husky 

Coconut corn husky is a fighting dog breed that is specialized in fighting feral cats. The exact pedigree is the breed is unknown although the primary breeder is a man named Steve Balboni out of New York.

Tommy Tough-knuckles walked his coconut corn husky to a tournament on Miami beach.

coconut corn husky by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 December 21, 2022

Coconut Corn Husky 

The Coconut Corn Husky is an extremely aggressive breed of dog that originates from New York City. Banned in 7 1/2 states this dog is a feral cats worst nightmare.

What type of dog is that? My coconut corn husky would fuck that dog up!

Coconut Corn Husky by Tuench March 27, 2023

coconut sharks 

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

coconut sharks by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

Coconut Doggy 

A capybara
capybaras look like dogs fused with coconuts

capybara!
capybara!
coconut doggy !!!
oh my gosh!

Coconut Doggy by laylaismeanie August 19, 2021

Coconut Island 

Coconut Island is an analogy to the coercion that naturally takes place when there is a power imbalance. The analogy is a rebuttal to the idea of "voluntary interactions" under the framework of anarcho-capitalism. The analogy goes as follows. You are on a plane which crash lands onto an island. You are one of the two only survivors. While you were unconscious, the other survivor gathered all of the coconuts on the island (the only source of food) into a pile, sheltered that pile with all the wreckage of the plane, and declare they own it. And they say they are willing to give you some coconuts if you throat your cock. The question then presented is, "Is that a voluntary interaction?"

Adam: We can have a voluntary system that does the same things as government without all of the coercion of government.
Vaush: How would that system not impose coercive measures on the workers of its society? Consider the Coconut Island analogy. Your options are to die or throat a cock. That is coercion. That is exactly the system we live under via capitalism and would not be done away with in an ancap society.

Coconut Island by NonUrbanPerson August 23, 2021