Chromosomes

The life force that flows through all things within the Filthy Frank universe, similar to The Force of Star Wars. Chromosomes can be extracted through someone's bodily fluids, or by the person doing something retarded on purpose. Chromosomes are somewhat in between matter and energy, seeing as they can be stored. The Dark Lord Chin Chin lives off of this matter-energy and uses it to fuel his dark powers. People who have been drained of chromosomes will act sluggish, be able to barely move, and say things that are very gay. Chromosomes are also a unit of time, suggesting that this mystical substance is fourth-dimensional.

It is time. Prepare to give the Dark Lord the Chromosomes we have stored over the past few chromosomes.

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Chromosomes by The Peace Lord Deimos August 6, 2017

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Chromosomes

Chromosomes are what gives people their horrible genes. If you didn't have chromosomes, you would dead, causing your friends to be happy because nobody likes you.

Damn, Fredson has the worst Chromosomes

Chromosomes by Backseat Flat Stanley January 30, 2017

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chromosomes

Something that men have 24 kinds of whereas women have just 23. Although women have two X chromosomes while men have one X and one Y, one of the women's X chromosomes is "transcriptionally silent" i.e. completely inactive.

The Y chromosome is the sole distinguishing factor between men and women and therefore the home of the genes for rationality and abilities such as parking, understanding maps, inventing humourous jokes or indeed anything useful, using an ATM in 30 seconds or less and not turning into a blubbering mess when something trivial occurs, like a parent's death.

"Have you seen The Sarah Silverman Show? She is one funny ass chick!"

"Yeah but she's literally the ONLY one, makes me kinda suspicious about them chromosomes."

chromosomes by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011