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Hello Panda

1.An oriental chidren's snack. It is a chocolate fille, bite-sized,biscuit shaped in cute ways with cute panda designs on the biscuits.

2. Last ditch effort if unable to get a hold of Pepero or Pocky.
kid1: Hey. I'm kinda hungry. Got anyhting to eat?
Kid2: Well, wehave some Hello Panda in the kitchen.
Kid1: Damn man.Why the hell dont you have any Pepero orPocky? -bitch slaps kid2-
Hello Panda by D.J.Corny Name April 12, 2005
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Hello Panda

Hello Panda is just this like, japanese cookie thing. It's got cream and stuff inside. It's like Pocky, except less overrated and less familiar to weaboos.

When you bite into it, the sticky creamy white stuff fills your mouth.

See what I did there?
"...Oh cool, I just bought some Hello Panda. Good for me. :D"

hello panda

calling someone hello panda is the equivalent to calling them super hot and saying you want to be railed by them
hey jack! you are a hello panda.
hello panda by jackanhler_.pp September 1, 2021

Hell-Raising Panda 

To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxiously at each others faces.
"I hell-raised the fucking panda out of that bitch. Lets just say she will never experience a louder hell-raising panda again."