Unload the groceries 

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

Unload the groceries by GPRetto July 13, 2017

Unload the groceries 

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

Unload the groceries by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

unload the groceries 

to throw ya guts up real good

had to unload the groceries after havin a good feed

unload the groceries by CUT THE CHEESE April 3, 2006