ryan martin

a fish

dude: Look I caught a fish! ITS A SALMON!!! COOL
other dude: Me too, only it's just a ryan martin
dude: aw i'm sorry about your bad catch

ryan martin by tiny turtle tinker 135 June 29, 2017

Ryan martinie 

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro

Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro

Ryan martinie by Mudvaynehead June 9, 2022