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jack fuck 

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake
The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.
jack fuck by Anonymous September 18, 2003

fuck you jack 

when jack is being a cunt, this phrase is very useful.
Jack: " you're a waste of fucking space, John."
John: " Fuck you Jack"

jack fuck faggot

One who cuts you off while driving.
That jack fuck faggot never used a turn signal!
jack fuck faggot by BG924 December 21, 2007

jack fuck 

Means he/she knows nothing at all. see also jack shit
jack fuck by Ian Naylor December 28, 2005

fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
fuck all jack shit by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023

jack fuck 

The art of titty fucking. Fucking a girls "jacks".
So remember that chick I took home Friday? Anyways, she ended up letting me jack fuck her that night...
jack fuck by Rosco Pico-train July 11, 2006