Balloon diver 

When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it

Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver

Balloon diver by The Growner June 5, 2017

Miss Ballooniverse 

A contest for the fattest bitch in the world.

Currently the contestants include Rebecca R. from Houston Texas and Autumn ( twisted elegance ) from Allentown PA.

The contest measures who is the fattest and homliest bitch in the world. It's an imitation contest of the real thing.

It's strictly for fatso's like the above mentioned.

The Miss Ballooniverse contest will be in Allentown Next year.

Miss Ballooniverse by rjjfg March 30, 2009

miss ballooniverse 

like Miss Universe, only fatter

Keep stuffing your cake hole with junk food darling, and one day you will realise your dream of becoming Miss Ballooniverse.

miss ballooniverse by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Miss Ballooniverse 

An eating contest for fat people. Mainly reserved for females but can include some males as well.

To enter you must be over 200-250 pounds and love to eat constantly. Also never get any physical activity and remain a fat disgusting blob for your lifetime.

This year's Miss Ballooniverse is known as Twisted Elegance. Also called Autumn. Congratulations fatso.

Miss Ballooniverse by SalvatoreVitale Fat Lisp December 24, 2008

miss.ballooniverse

yorrick's momma or yorrick's old lady resembles a ballooniverse

yorrick's momma is a fat fucking miss.ballooniverse

miss.ballooniverse by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008