Dabitis 

Your arms get all red and itchy as they swell up into a dabing position. After 72 hours of this your arms will spasticaly dab left and right. The only cure is to get an education.

Oh crap! Looks like John caught Dabitis! Hope he can make to a school soon and learn something!

Dabitis by fricker101 August 29, 2018

dabitis 

The condition that causes people to dab. It's a form of cancer.

Bae: I see you writing Urban Dictionary definitions for dab, are you okay?
Guy: I'm sorry, I've caught... dabitis

dabitis by Robbie Rotten Fan Number One April 2, 2017

danitis 

Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.

Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis

danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014

Dabtism 

Dabtism is where you are obssessed with dabbing.

Jack has dabtism

Dabtism by Imp0sterz123 June 23, 2018

Dabinism 

Dabinism is the moral and religious belief that our one true creator is Dabin Woo, who has created the the Ted talk: the power of K-pop ( a searchable youtube video) and attempts to keep her life together by dancing or something

Person A : who tf is Dabin Woo

Person B : the creator of Dabinism and lowkey a hottie

Dabinism by Appletin April 20, 2019

Dabits 

When you take a shit, and you have to wipe with toilet paper that is more like sand paper, and the next time you take a shit you have to "dab it"

Today at school i had to use their coarse toilet paper, and next time i have to go im gonna have to dabits.

Dabits by Spanman February 13, 2007

daditis

Parking as far away from the store entrance as possible.

"There was a spot right next to the entrance, whaddya got, daditis?"

daditis by O. Noah Gutterball August 17, 2017