Eali 

A absolute hoe who loves to fuck dynosaures and steal other people’s mans

“Ugh she’s such a hoe, her name must be Eali” “defo what a Eali”

Eali by Ealiisahoexo May 3, 2018

There was a young woman from Ealing 

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

There was a young woman from Ealing by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013

ealisayd

ealisayd is a very uncommon name. ealisayds are full of energy

Person: Have you seen ealisayd today?
Person 2: yeah she was bouncing off the walls

ealisayd by clawclip3000 January 15, 2023

Ealing 

Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.

A: You goin' Ealing?
B: Sure.

Ealing by word1 November 22, 2010

EaLisa 

The name stands for a cougar in training. She has her own sense of time . She is full of energy, loves the out doors. Has a great sense of humor and can take a good joke. She hates drama but drama seems to find her even thou she tries to run and hide from drama.

i want to date a girl like that ealisa...... she's so cool..... up for anything....

EaLisa by Anonymouse Kitty September 17, 2011

Ealing 

A London Borough. Also known as the London Borough of Poland due to the amount of immigrants from Poland living in this area.

Person 1: Fancy getting the Tube to th London Borough of Ealing?
Person 2: Dont you mean fancy getting the tube to the London Borough of Poland?

Ealing by Spunko December 28, 2006

Ealing 

A mostly middle class west London suburb where you're either a slag, a nitty, a chav or all three. Majority of the population can be summed up as somewhat racist white private school kids, wannabe roadmen and judgemental state school kids who pretend to be richer than they are. Described as the Queen of the Suburbs because it's still elite, don't bother living anywhere else.

Person 1: "I heard she lives in Ealing"

Person 2: "Ah, that's why she smells like daddy's money"

Ealing by alnevertell March 31, 2020