Johnsy

Cowboy dad; gun loving, shirt tucking, rodeo belt buckle wearing father of three. When he’s back home on the ranch, he’s slaving away bailing hay and taking care of the horses. Typically you’ll find him wearing reasonably comfortable dad shoes but when he’s really feelin’ himself, you can find him in the manliest of manly cowboy boots. He’s got the RBF of a hard working man but there’s just something about his smirk that lets you know he’s a softy at heart.

That man over yander that got his tractor stuck in his field is such a johnsy.

Johnsy by b_shark July 12, 2019

Johnny Concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally johnny concrete man'.

Johnny Concrete by bunchofbananas January 22, 2019

Kai Johnson 

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.

That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...

Kai Johnson by JJTheDude June 10, 2019

Johnston Scholar 

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.

"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."

Johnston Scholar by oldee worldee June 20, 2019

Ron Johnson 

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

Ron Johnson by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

Johnny Seo 

a man you deserves much more and needs all the love in the world.

" Wow, you are such a Johnny Seo."

Johnny Seo by johnnyseoooooo June 6, 2018

hippy johnson 

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."

"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."

hippy johnson by Jude-O November 5, 2017