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A major league baseball team that plays in the National League West division. Their stadium is in Los Angeles, CA. An old and storied franchise, which has won 6 world series to date. They currently have two of the studliest players in baseball: Matt Kemp, who has the largest contract of any NL player as of 2012 at 160 million dollars and Clayton Kershaw, the 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner.
Person 1: My goodness Matt Kemp is a beast!
Person 2: So glad I'm a Dodgers Fan!
Dodgers by Dodgerfan27 March 22, 2012
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A baseball team that plays in a Stadium that is known Nationwide as The Latrine.
With only ONE single playoff game win in the last 20 seasons, it is not surprising that their low IQ gang banger fans and their fat, twatty girlfirends don't show up until the 4th inning, and leave by the 7th inning. Management has attempted to coerce more fat cholos into showing up at all, by offering them high cholesterol, fatty, all you can eat meal deals in the right field pavilion.
Some say this is a government based attempt to rid the land of punk ass Rio Grand swimming illegal alien Mexicans, but if so, it is doomed to fail as they breed like flies, and not coincidentally smell like shit.
Yo esa, you gonna sell some crack and use dat cash to go to the Dodgers game?

Fuck ya homie, gotz me a new shiv too, and some blue tennis shoes.
And my girl, she pregnant again, won't tell me who did it. Fuck dat ho.
dodgers by Fernando V. October 3, 2007
A major league baseball team from los angeles who sucks ass and has a whole fan base of plain cholitos and hood rats
The dodgers can eat my ass.
Dodgers by Tamalhe34 July 13, 2018
Damn have you been to a dodgers game lately?!
dodgers by noeyiscool June 26, 2008
A baseball team that plays in a Stadium that is known Nationwide as The Latrine.
With only ONE single playoff game win in the last 20 seasons, it is not surprising that their low IQ gang banger fans and their fat, twatty girlfriends don't show up until the 4th inning, and leave by the 7th inning. Management has attempted to coerce more fat cholos into showing up at all, by offering them high cholesterol, fatty, all you can eat meal deals in the right field pavilion.
Some say this is a government based attempt to rid the land of punk ass Rio Grand swimming illegal alien Mexicans, but if so, it is doomed to fail as they breed like flies, and not coincidentally smell like shit.
Yo esa, you gonna sell some crack and use dat cash to go to the Dodgers game?

Fuck ya homie, gotz me a new shiv too, and some blue tennis shoes.
And my girl, she pregnant again, won't tell me who did it. Fuck dat ho.
dodgers by Fernando V. October 3, 2007
The players on the National League's Los Angeles baseball team. Originally, the Dodgers played in Brooklyn, where they first received the name 'Dodgers'. The name was a reference to the homeless who covered Brookyln's streets in those days, dodging the trolleys that carried passengers around the city. The nickname doesn't make much sense nowadays, unless it refers to the bullet-dodgers in Compton.
The Dodgers are cool solely on the grounds that José Lima pitches for them.
Dodgers by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
The gayiest baseball team ever because they suck cock. By the way those gay-ass Dodgers lost to the Giants in the play-offs.
The Dodgers are so fucking gay because they think they can win a world series against the Yankees. HAHAHA the Dodgers are such bears.
Dodgers by PanochiMan May 1, 2005