shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

shooting off by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014

Shooting someone off 

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

Shooting someone off by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

shooting their feet off 

When you're really screwing yourself up by entangling yourselves in others' affairs, being dysfunctional, and making your life much more difficult than it needs to be.

Those girls are just shooting their feet off.

shooting their feet off by CU Jeff March 13, 2007

Smooting off 

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

Smooting off by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

Smooting off 

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

Smooting off by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

Scooting Off 

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males

Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn

Scooting Off by CuervoJones August 18, 2010