weirdo-meter 

a conceptual meter used to judge the weirdness of an individual. If the individual is extremely weird, the weirdo-meter will be high. Conversely, if a person exhibits minute amounts of weirdness, the meter will have a low reading

So he just came up to you and started talking about the amount of force it would take to break two toothpicks glued together with rubber cement? That guages pretty high on the weirdo-meter

weirdo-meter by Bungalow Bill December 5, 2001

weirdo-meter 

An ometer of big cock.

Look, Bungalow Bill's a fag!


And he eats babies.

weirdo-meter by Negger April 23, 2004

weird shit-o-meter

A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.

Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.

weird shit-o-meter by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003