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All Balls No Chain 

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.
Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man
All Balls No Chain by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011
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No Chainz 

No Chainz, derived from the one and only Two Chainz, literally means this type of person has no chains. He is a free flying eagle that needs to be set free among the other ratchets on the weekend. You may find a No Chainz in his natural habitat, twerking on a wall somewhere in Mankato or Wisconsin. TWERKIN' ALL OVER DA WORLD. Don't even bother asking him what time it is, the answer is always 'Shots o'clock'. Caution: You do NOT want to be in the cross fire between a No Chainz and a bottle of vodka. Survival is rare. It is an honor to party with a No Chainz, take advantage whenever possible.
"Dude, did you go out last night?"
"Hell yeah I got so ratchet! I saw No Chainz at the frat twerking it UP!"

"I saw No Chainz too! We took shots and twerked with Miley all night!"
No Chainz by Megan Nasty November 16, 2013