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Hungarian switch 

Person 1: it's time for the Hungarian switch
Person 2: I am going to boil you alive
Hungarian switch by Pooman69420 December 22, 2022

Hungarian Stool 

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
Hungarian Stool by feldermaus October 24, 2008

Hungarian Stool 

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
Hungarian Stool by feldermaus October 24, 2008

Hungarian slingshot 

The act of pulling your dick out out of a girl as you cum, so that your dick flicks upward and flings the cum into the girls face.
I bet you can't pull off a Hungarian slingshot on that girl tonight!
Hungarian slingshot by quoaz November 26, 2014

Hungarian Switcheroo

It is a sex game. It's like the Cincinnati Switcheroo, but with a Russian Roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in tha same condom, mix it, than give the condom to an other guy, who was not part of the game. He than does the good ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo. 9 months later, the guy who got the baby lose.
We did the Hungarian Switcheroo 9 months ago and I lost, now Janice demand child support.

Hungarian Switch 

When you're hitting it from behind and you sneak out and let your buddy finish up while the girl is unaware.
Todd pulled a hungarian switch on his wife and now she's seeking a divorce.