Definitions by ~The Wizard~

naptime 

Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.

John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."

naptime by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

your city

Haha I see what you did there... funny.

Not.

Look up anything, like your city

your city by ~The Wizard~ January 7, 2013

One Direction

Possibly the only band out there whose fans are more aggressive than Justin Bieber's.

Random guy: I hate One Direction.
Directioner: KILL HIM!!!!!

One Direction by ~The Wizard~ January 7, 2013

your first name 

What stupid people or people trying to be funny look up because Urban Dictionary tells them to.

Idiot: *reads "look up anything, like your first name"* Hmmm well I have nothing else to do so I'm going to literally search up "your first name".

your first name by ~The Wizard~ January 6, 2013

bootylicious

That weird word you always see Urban Dictionary telling you to look up.

Look up any word, like bootylicious:

bootylicious by ~The Wizard~ January 5, 2013

Lindsay Lohan

A once-talented actress who threw her whole career and life into the toilet.

Guy #1: Hey do you like Lindsay Lohan?
Guy #2: I used to....

Lindsay Lohan by ~The Wizard~ January 5, 2013