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Over-night celebrity.

Best female IRL racer ever.

About 5'2, 100 pounds. She's so small, Robby Gordon got pissed because her weight and height gives her about a 1 mph advantage on the track.

Picked up by Rahal from England, she's got skillz.
In the 2005 Indy 500, she qualified 4th after a mishap on the first lap.

The race came around, she stalled her car in the pits. That sent her back to 16th. Then she nearly spun into a wall. After those mishaps, she still managed to lead the race, low on fuel, for most of the last 20 laps. She fell behind on a yellow (caution), but then led the restart. She finished 4th. Same spot she qualified.

Records made on May 29th, 2005 by Danica Patrick:
Highest female starting position in the Indy 500
First female to lead a lap in the Indy 500
Highest finish by a female in the Indy 500

Some more too, but those are the important ones.
Oh, and she's really hot too.
by ~The Nameless One~ May 29, 2005

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Movies in 15 minutes.
Usually done to make fun of a movie they didn't like. Often hilarious to read, especially if you've seen the movie.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 01, 2005

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Destroy it with extreme-ly hot flames.
Host--Hey, welcome to the bonfire. You bring your share?
Guest--Here's a semister's worth of psychology notes.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 21, 2006

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IMAO, the A in IMAO stands for Awesome.
by ~The Nameless One~ January 30, 2006

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