Definitions by yumspoiledmilk

Ålesund 

A city in Norway which is known for producing a multitude of very sexy and well-educated men. If you see someone in Norway with a very well chiseled jawline that is very smart - they most likely grew up in Ålesund.

My boyfriend Nico is has a PhD in Mathematics and has modeled for Vogue, are you really surprised he's from Ålesund?

Ålesund by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

Nick’s Mom’s Poon 

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

Nick’s Mom’s Poon by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

Xenopixel 

A gamer who hates immigrants.

My League of Legends buddy was ranting about how he hates Mexican immigrants that move into his town.. That guy is such a xenopixel.

Xenopixel by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Tidwell 

The act of failing at an attempt to get pussy.

The guy totally Tidwell'd himself when he said he was a Redskins fan.

Tidwell by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Dhahran Water Balloon 

The art of peeing inside a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up.

My friend Demitri totally gave his chick a Dhahran Water Balloon last night!

Dhahran Water Balloon by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Tab Peeking 

When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.

I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!

Tab Peeking by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019