by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

A male that is aware of the male hierarchy system, and is also aware of how to improve his standing on it (such as by transforming from a beta male to an alpha male), but wastes his time on the standings of other men instead of himself.
Bill knows that he could go to the gym and buy better clothes in order to be an alpha male instead of a beta male, however, he wastes his time giving advice to other beta males instead of applying his knowledge to himself. He is such an Upsilon Male!
by yumspoiledmilk February 08, 2021

A city in Norway which is known for producing a multitude of very sexy and well-educated men. If you see someone in Norway with a very well chiseled jawline that is very smart - they most likely grew up in Ålesund.
My boyfriend Nico is has a PhD in Mathematics and has modeled for Vogue, are you really surprised he's from Ålesund?
by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

My League of Legends buddy was ranting about how he hates Mexican immigrants that move into his town.. That guy is such a xenopixel.
by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.
by yumspoiledmilk June 09, 2019

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.
Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....
by yumspoiledmilk April 04, 2022
