yes juanito yes's definitions

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

Bald by Choice

One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.

“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”

“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.

Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

by yes juanito yes January 14, 2015

pet plant

A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.

"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."

by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

type thing

(Agree with the first def, but want to embellish.

Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."

(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).

My anger management instructor said "type thing" after almost everything she said. It made me feel more comfortable in class.

Examples:

"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."

"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."

Other examples:

"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."

"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."

by yes juanito yes December 23, 2016

covfefe naive

Unawareness of the term covfefe or its origin. The word is from an absurd Trump tweet and it is meaningless.

"I asked a bunch of my coworkers if they knew about covfefe. Most were covfefe naive."

by yes juanito yes November 1, 2017

in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015