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snot blocker

Glass or plastic barrier positioned over food at buffet restaurants. Prevents slimy mucus and aerosolized droplets from getting onto the food. Street term for a sneeze guard.
I'm glad there's a snot blocker over the buffet. I noticed a lot of people coughing and sneezing since it's flu season.
by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014
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whole lotta medication

What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.
I can't believe my buddy did that. I'm gonna need a whole lotta medication!
by yes juanito yes September 5, 2016
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pee dribble

Droplets of urine on the front of a toilet seat and/or on the floor below. Generally there due to the weak and uncontrolled pee stream of an old man. Especially bothersome for the female of the species using a unisex bathroom.
Ann: "Did you see that pee dribble on the toilet?"

Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."
by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014
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Beer Tower

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..
Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.
by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015
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alien abduction survivor

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012
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Covfefeland

"Welcome to covfefeland!?"
by yes juanito yes June 13, 2017
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library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.
I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.
by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015
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