cover your hindquarter

To take preemptive steps to stay out of trouble with others, especially in relationships with family members or friends, and at work with co-workers or supervisor(s). A clean version of cover your ass and similar terms.
"I am extra careful to not use profanities around my co-workers, and I am especially meticulous in being thorough with my projects at work. Since the supervisor is such a jerk, I always tell my co-workers to cover your hindquarter."
by yes juanito yes July 29, 2012
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line sitter

a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant
“i paid a line sitter $30/hour so i could get the best deals on Black Friday
by yes juanito yes November 22, 2018
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feminine care aisle

The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.
Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?

We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.
by yes juanito yes December 12, 2014
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schadenfreude fart

Getting pleasure in watching others respond to flatus that is intentionally left behind in a shared or confined space.
The ticket line is one of the best places to schadenfreude fart.

After leaving a schadenfreude fart in the elevator, I sat nearby to watch others react to the stench.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
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ear chandelier

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.
by yes juanito yes December 18, 2014
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pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.
That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.
by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015
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economical buzz

An inexpensive way to get mildly intoxicated. Start with a cheap plastic bottle of booze, or a case of cheap light beer; then go slow.
I had a coupon for a free fountain drink, then I poured in a little cheap vodka to get an economical buzz.

We rushed a 30-pack from the pharmacy to the fridge. All of us got an economical buzz that evening watching the game on TV.
by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014
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