Definitions by xoMadi
Bush
1. America's own Hitler
2. Willing to kill millions of innocents in the middle east for oil and covering it with a "I thought there were weapons there" story
3. Republican dumb ass who can't control his two redneck daughters
4. Nearly caused his own death by choking on a pretzel
5. Remained pro-life and anti-gay because of his "Christian faith"
6. Cheated in election
7. Dyslexic and has trouble pronouncing simple English words (nuclear)
8. Pauses a lot during speeches
9. Enjoys flipping people off
10. Republican
11. Fake southern accent
12. Alcoholic
13. Abandoned military to go party
14. A monkey dressed like a human
2. Willing to kill millions of innocents in the middle east for oil and covering it with a "I thought there were weapons there" story
3. Republican dumb ass who can't control his two redneck daughters
4. Nearly caused his own death by choking on a pretzel
5. Remained pro-life and anti-gay because of his "Christian faith"
6. Cheated in election
7. Dyslexic and has trouble pronouncing simple English words (nuclear)
8. Pauses a lot during speeches
9. Enjoys flipping people off
10. Republican
11. Fake southern accent
12. Alcoholic
13. Abandoned military to go party
14. A monkey dressed like a human