4 definitions by xanthrant
1. adverb; the apropos method of saying fuck in a crowded room without offending your parents.
2. verb; to fuck, or better still, to butt-fuck
3. exclaimation; to be yelled with enthusiasm after striking an apendage with a hammer, some heavy object or when you walk in on your wife/husband/so having sex without you.
2. verb; to fuck, or better still, to butt-fuck
3. exclaimation; to be yelled with enthusiasm after striking an apendage with a hammer, some heavy object or when you walk in on your wife/husband/so having sex without you.
1. You farqin' corksuckers! You violated my farqin' rights!
2. Ahh baby, that's it!!!! Farq my cornhole!
3. Get the FARQ outta here!
2. Ahh baby, that's it!!!! Farq my cornhole!
3. Get the FARQ outta here!
by xanthrant November 26, 2005
pronoun: Any person who commits sodomy, anal congress or butt-fucking.
noun: any utensil used in the act of anal congress. Dildo, butt-plug, cucumber...any phalic object.
Bum-shaggery
Verb: The action of engaging in anal congress, with the intent to bring pleasure. This term is used in a romanticized way in by the "SCA" types who are playing pirates or commoners.
noun: any utensil used in the act of anal congress. Dildo, butt-plug, cucumber...any phalic object.
Bum-shaggery
Verb: The action of engaging in anal congress, with the intent to bring pleasure. This term is used in a romanticized way in by the "SCA" types who are playing pirates or commoners.
Man, see that wench over there? I hear she's a bit of a bum-shagger. Let's see if she'll have a go at the bum-shaggery, wot?
Hand me that bum-shagger there, and let's see if we can make it gape wide!
Hand me that bum-shagger there, and let's see if we can make it gape wide!
by xanthrant February 20, 2006
(Pronounced "ool-ti quon")
This...goes beyond qwn.
Imagine climbing higher than Everest, higher than high...
It's that feeling you get when you expect to be paid US$16/hr but they offer you US$26/hr...
The feeling you get from wearing out three insatiable sluts and still ready for action...
You then enter the zone: the ulte-qwn.
The ulte-qwn is the Nietzschian equivalent to the Superman. Not a nihilist viewpoint, but more of an etherialist-humanist who acheives greatness through overcoming adversity and suffering.
This...goes beyond qwn.
Imagine climbing higher than Everest, higher than high...
It's that feeling you get when you expect to be paid US$16/hr but they offer you US$26/hr...
The feeling you get from wearing out three insatiable sluts and still ready for action...
You then enter the zone: the ulte-qwn.
The ulte-qwn is the Nietzschian equivalent to the Superman. Not a nihilist viewpoint, but more of an etherialist-humanist who acheives greatness through overcoming adversity and suffering.
It's in times when I crush my enemies, have them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women, when I feel I am ulte-qwn!
by xanthrant February 1, 2006
noun: an childish boorish woman;
Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.
Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.
1. Valerie! Why are you such a kinderkuntte?!?!
2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!
2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!
by xanthrant April 6, 2006