road to treasure

The road to treasure is trail of hair that runs from a guy's belly button down to his dink.

Girl: What do you want me to do?

Guy: Follow the road to treasure! Agush!

by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009

Homer Sexual

People who are attracted to Homer are called Homer Sexuals.

Marge: "I'm a fucking Homer Sexual"!!!

by wvdrtnsf August 24, 2009

Pineapple on the grill

'Pineapple on the grill' is what you yell when you see a hot chick walk in your restaurant (i.e. The Keg). The cooks usually yell this when they spot the hot chicks from the broiler bar, then they proceed to take turns fingering the prime rib.

Sweaty cook #1: "Hey dude, check out the talent that just walked in!"

Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"

All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.

by wvdrtnsf July 27, 2009

matt

A "Matt" is the end of a hand-rolled cigarette that you mistaken for a roach.

Guy #1: Dude! Check out the roach I found in your coffee can full of cigarette butts!
Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.

by wvdrtnsf February 04, 2009

Poo Tung Clunch

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?

by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009