Definitions by wvdrtnsf

road to treasure

The road to treasure is trail of hair that runs from a guy's belly button down to his dink.

Girl: What do you want me to do?

Guy: Follow the road to treasure! Agush!

road to treasure by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009

jar of gold

A "jar of gold" is the big economy-sized jar of mayonnaise that some people keep in their fridge. God only knows what most people would do with such a big jar of mayo, but some people can't seem to get enough. A jar of gold can also be defined as a huge container of "Miracle Whip" which in fact is not really mayonnaise - it's a salad dressing or dip!

Little Boy: What's for supper Mom?

Mom: Sandwiches again!

Little Boy: Oooo! I'll bust out the jar of gold!

Mom: Make sure to get your sister to give you a hand - I don't want you to throw out your back again trying to lift that thing all by yourself!

jar of gold by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009

rescue call 

A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.

Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?

rescue call by wvdrtnsf May 3, 2009

matt 

A "Matt" is the end of a hand-rolled cigarette that you mistaken for a roach.

Guy #1: Dude! Check out the roach I found in your coffee can full of cigarette butts!
Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.

matt by wvdrtnsf February 4, 2009

oreydon

I don't know what the fuck this means, but it's funny because it drives Jordan nuts.

Guy #1: dun...dun...dun....oreydon!
Guy #2: Shut the fuck up Corey!

oreydon by wvdrtnsf February 4, 2009