Urban Dictionary: Definitions by word master123

shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

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sturdy-turd

1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.

2.An offensive word to call a jock.

1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.

2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

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The feeling you get when a bunch of soap gets stuck in the pee hole of your cock or dick, and your cock stings and in some cases you need to piss repeadily and need to wipe of the genitile with a wet tissue or cloth.

An insult to a male usually meaning that they have no penis

I cant run right now because of this fucking cock stinger

You asshole, fucking cock stinger, rape eater, shit face!

by Word Master123 August 26, 2006

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