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"Cut the crap, you know you're wrong. Repeating it over and over is just manuretia."
"Scholars might refer to it as the 'sunk cost fallacy', but I prefer to call it manuretia."
"Scholars might refer to it as the 'sunk cost fallacy', but I prefer to call it manuretia."
by word burgler March 21, 2024
Get the Manuretia mug.A mixed drink administered through the "back door".
Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!
I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!
I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!
by word burgler November 27, 2014
Get the procktail mug.Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.
"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"
by word burgler May 8, 2018
Get the Double Dipped Dumbass mug.When a person cares about someone or something in a very badass manner. To do something nice against all odds. To use one's cojones in a positive, helpful and caring manner.
She just had the worst day of her life, and she still found the time to wish me happy birthday - that's some carejones!
by word burgler June 9, 2018
Get the Carejones mug.An engineering activity, where a system is simulated using software that encourages repeated iterations of the simulation. The simulation activity is its own reward, and may never result in a completed design.
Hey, are you ever going to finish that project, or are you just going to keep simulbating it? I'm tired of this endless simulbation, just finish the design!
by word burgler November 27, 2014
Get the simulbation mug.Huffing bread, best done when the bread is freshly baked and still warm. The most common technique is to bag the bread, seal the opening of the bag around the face in the same fashion as a horse's feed bag, and take long slow inhales to enjoy the bready bouquet.
Overhead at San Francisco Airport: "Hey, stop huffaloafing that sourdough, we have a flight to catch!"
by word burgler September 7, 2018
Get the Huffaloaf mug."Don't ask gramps where the salt is in the kitchen. He'll launch into a ten-minute diatribe of manuretiae about the history of salt."
by word burgler March 21, 2024
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