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Double Dipped Dumbass

Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.
"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"
by word burgler May 8, 2018
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procktail

A mixed drink administered through the "back door".
Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!
by word burgler November 27, 2014
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Sluice Bidet

Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.
"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."
by word burgler March 4, 2015
mugGet the Sluice Bidetmug.

manducate

To educate with a manly twist. Verb form of mansplaining.
What the fuck bro, what were you thinking? Manducate me.”
by word burgler January 25, 2022
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Manuretiae

Small, stupid, bullshit details that nobody cares about. A frequent component of mansplaining.
"Don't ask gramps where the salt is in the kitchen. He'll launch into a ten-minute diatribe of manuretiae about the history of salt."
by word burgler March 21, 2024
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Carejones

When a person cares about someone or something in a very badass manner. To do something nice against all odds. To use one's cojones in a positive, helpful and caring manner.
She just had the worst day of her life, and she still found the time to wish me happy birthday - that's some carejones!
by word burgler June 9, 2018
mugGet the Carejonesmug.

simulbation

An engineering activity, where a system is simulated using software that encourages repeated iterations of the simulation. The simulation activity is its own reward, and may never result in a completed design.
Hey, are you ever going to finish that project, or are you just going to keep simulbating it? I'm tired of this endless simulbation, just finish the design!
by word burgler November 27, 2014
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