fire shit

When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire.
Exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.

After drinking an underteminable amount of PBR, I had the worst fire shit.

by woody April 30, 2003

hung down

The mental state of a person after an inhuman amout of alcohol in consumed.

After 12 beers and 7 shots of Stoli, Mike spent the next day in bed, hung down.

by woody April 28, 2003

kella venella

Wog term for killa vanilla which doesnt make sense either. None the less they still say it

That kunt is kella venella

by Woody April 10, 2005

Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

by woody April 30, 2004

Thurles

Town located in central County Tipperary. Population of 8000. No tourist atractions or anything of remote interest save Semple Stadium. A Mecca for Knackers (who we call La La's when their around). A good place to get a beating on a Friday/Saturday night. A town of great, friendly people (except for the Knackers/Plastic Knackers who cause 99% of fights along with participating in 99% of thieving).

You know it's Summer when the flies and knackers (with shirts of and pigeon type walking)are around in abundance.

by Woody July 24, 2004

shash

a mixture of the words "shit" and "trash"

like "Shitty Trash" which naturally becomes "shash."

It's an orignal composition by me and Lunchbox.

"Those guys are wayyy white shash

by Woody January 27, 2005

simkunt

A person named Sim who thinks he is kella. In order to obtain his full Kella role, a kunt needs to be added on the end of his name.

Oi Simkunt stop smokin matches kunt

by Woody April 10, 2005