spontamute

(noun): from spontaneous mute: 1. the period after, in a conversation, there is a sudden moment of collective (usu. awkward) silence; perhaps after an embarrasing anecdote. 2. the spontaneous silence when the subject of the conversation enters the room unannounced

we were discussing john's fettish for fish and he came in , forcing a spontamute

by wonderfool December 01, 2003

bloomer

a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.

A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big

by wonderfool December 01, 2003

SAW

secret society of active artists in wales. These are a bunch of young people who anonymously go round painting things in their neighbourhood. Generally, rubbish-looking things like bus shelters. a great way of making the youth of today seem more reasonable

Villagers believe it is the work of the Secret Society of Active Artists in Wales (SAW), whose members plan to take up one project a month.

by wonderfool April 23, 2004

boxing day

the best time for shopping. prices slashed considerably

fuck xmas shopping. i hate crowds and cant find what i want on ebay. ooh-looks like the post-xmas rush has started

by wonderfool December 21, 2003

breed

nirvana song

"i dont wanna breed"

by wonderfool December 21, 2003

Barfly

one of my 2 fave clubs in Cardiff.

friday's your best option if you like rock music and you're pissed

shit, i cant go to Barfly tonight, i gotta get up at half past 6 tommorow morning to work. All this drinking wine at home for nothing

by wonderfool December 01, 2003

oruuol

TLA for over-ruled unnecessary usage of lol. Derived form uuol of course. This is when, after someone says uuol, the reason for saying lol is given, and after being explained it is overruled, so both parties accept that the lol wasnt unnecessary

-I'm Irish
-lol
-thats a uuol, theres nothing funny about being Irish
-Dude, there so is, its a dumb country
-ok then, i'll give you an oruuol

by wonderfool April 07, 2004