Definitions by wonderfool

spontamute 

(noun): from spontaneous mute: 1. the period after, in a conversation, there is a sudden moment of collective (usu. awkward) silence; perhaps after an embarrasing anecdote. 2. the spontaneous silence when the subject of the conversation enters the room unannounced

we were discussing john's fettish for fish and he came in , forcing a spontamute

spontamute by wonderfool December 1, 2003

conjungtriate 

(origin unknown, possibly influenced by alcohol). to be a member of a group of 3 people who continually take on each others characteristics

because me Mat and Tarro have been living together so long and spending so much time together, we have conjungtriated

conjungtriate by wonderfool December 1, 2003

conjungtriation 

noun. 1. The act of conjungtriating
2. A trio of people who conjungtriate

Tarro Mat and I have formed a conjungtriation, where i now laugh like Mat, Tarro spekas like me, and Mat does all the dumb things I do

conjungtriation by wonderfool December 1, 2003

conjungtriatee: 

a member of a conjungtriation group.

Me Mat and Tarro are the original conjungtriatees, who came up with this word after spending so many bored evenings together

conjungtriatee: by wonderfool December 1, 2003

conjungdiate 

the act where two people become so much like each other, they take on all their isms, and all the useless shit they have in their character gets slowly into the other's character

before, Tarro was a normalish person. or maybe i was before. anyway, when we became friends we conjungdiated and now we're both total weirdoes because of the friendship

conjungdiate by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Random 

a person who you bump into, normally in a club or a festival campsite, who comes up and talks to you, and you have a long pointless conversation. normally the random and yourself are pissed when said conversation occurs. if in a festival campsite, give the random a beer, or wine or dope.

We' were getting stoned at Glasto, when this random wearing a Velvet Underground T-Shirt came into our circle and chatted to us about his vision he had.

Random by wonderfool December 1, 2003

bloomer 

a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.

A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big

bloomer by wonderfool December 1, 2003