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School of Enviromental Studies

An alternative high school in Apple Valley, MN that makes every student who attends it become either a tree hugger, a pothead, or gay. Or any combination there of.
by Willow December 5, 2003
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Willow

The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world
Willow is a fucking champion
by willow September 27, 2003
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Smedge

smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese
damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up
by Willow May 13, 2005
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ronf

Roll on Newbie Faggot. Not sure on origin.
<newbie1> How do I save an image?
<someguy>RONF
by willow December 25, 2004
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Battle Hog

This is a term used to describe a buff she-man lesbian. Also known as a bull dyke or bush master. Often observed playing the game of softball.
You better look out for that Battle Hog, Joe, she might kick your ass and fuck you with a strap-on.
by willow January 31, 2005
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call me

1) When a person is attracted to another person but does not want to seem too eager, and so makes the other person ring them. Ironically, this request does exactly what they don't want it to do.

2) What teeny-boppers say to Justin Timberlake at a concert whilst throwing a post-it with their phone number to him in the vain and naive hope that they have a chance in hell.

3) This is usually said by a girl. Said girl then sits by phone all day complaining that (s)he hasn't called. Problem is, they didn't specify a time to call.

4) Said at a rushed moment whereby the reasoning behind such a request is not divulged, and usually ends with a frantic handwave from the speaker (and occasionally a dumb grin whilst walking backwards)

5) Used in business/school, not always with words, but with the universal two-fingered phone sign by the ear. Can also be accompanied with miming of "call me" as if that helps when you're on the other side of the room.
1) *nervous laugh whilst trying to seem cool* Call me?

2) *screaming* ohmigod! justin timberlake! you're s fit, call meeee!

3) "Call me!" (at home) "Why hasn't he called me?"

4) *big wide eyes* call me!!!!
by Willow April 25, 2004
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bark

by Willow July 1, 2004
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