william dean a. garner's definitions

Hairpie

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

Twisters

Twin sisters who are BFF, partners, etc.

My two kittens came from the same litter, so I called them twisters.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

technacious

World-class technical system or gadget, e.g. Xbox, iPad, iPod.

Apple's iPad is the most technacious gadget of 2010! Woo-hoo!

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011

bounce

1. To leave very quickly
2. Get the hell outta Dodge
3. Blow this popstand

Homeboy pulls out that Tek-9, we bounce, Ace. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Fill-in-the-blank-istan

One of a dozen ex-Soviet satellite countries of western and southwestern Asia.

Out of all the Fill-in-the-blank-istans, Afghanistan is the most beautiful, especially the snow-capped Hindu Kush mountains.

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011

Bazookaville

any town or city whose culture is centered around deadly weapons.

Los Angeles is my idea of Bazookaville, a place where you can buy your weapon of mass destruction and take out your prince of pain.

by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011

Goldsmoke

Noun. An illusion or mirage.

What she took for riches was, in fact, mere goldsmoke, a mirage of prosperity from her disadvantaged childhood.

On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.

by William Dean A. Garner March 14, 2011