william dean a. garner's definitions

ass-pussy

Anal sex with a fellow prison inmate with one man, the receiver, acting as a woman.

When they wanted great ass-pussy on the yard, they knew exactly which group to hit up.

by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009

Nine-to-Five

A regular job.

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

tipillating

Any behavior, body language, clothing, etc. on a female waitress or bartender that generates more tips.

She's so tipillating in every way imaginable that she earns a thousand dollars a night in tips alone.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

blows my skirt up

1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic

My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Disastar

Lousy actor who makes a boatload of cash

That Hollywood actor's a disastar but he makes us a lotta coin!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

Goldsmoke

Noun. An illusion or mirage.

What she took for riches was, in fact, mere goldsmoke, a mirage of prosperity from her disadvantaged childhood.

On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.

by William Dean A. Garner March 14, 2011

charliesheen

verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. Piss away great opportunities.

Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.

by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011