Butter Jacket

Undesirable fat on a man, especially on the upper body.

The bouncer was clearly a strong-looking man, even though he had on a 75-pound butter jacket.

by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."

Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner April 01, 2011

damn skippy

1. Rock on, baby!
2. Copasetic
3. You couldn't be mo' righter!
4. I couldn't agree more

Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."

Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."

by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003

rockodon

Someone who's dimwitted and non-thinking.

He was strong and muscular and looked great in a suit, but he was little more than a rockodon.

by William Dean A. Garner July 03, 2012

beat-down

A good, old-fashioned ass kickin',

Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.

by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003

Turrito

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.

Alex makes THE best turritos.

by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011