swimming or sun bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.
male and female {though usually female}
male and female {though usually female}
mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun....they allow berka bathing.....i checked.
jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe
mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.
jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe
mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....
jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.
by will6691 November 26, 2012
female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.
A bar....
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
by will6691 June 27, 2014