female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.
A bar....
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
by will6691 June 27, 2014
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dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.
dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.
by will6691 November 15, 2012
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