will mallory's definitions

will mallory

The dumb jock, biggest dick in the school, thinks he's better or above the rest.

Dude, James is being a Will Mallory today...

by will mallory April 20, 2017

Benz

Being a shit roommate who never wants to do anything ( go out, do dishes, anything fun)

Dawg, Jefery was being a complete Benz last night. He didn’t do the dishes.

by will mallory January 18, 2023

Jefry Benz

Thinks his shit don’t stink, has terrible sports takes and thinks he’s funny. Overall you don’t want to party with a Jefry Benz.

Yo Steve is being a total Jefry Benz today, I wish he would just go home and stop bitching

by will mallory February 16, 2020