A city in central Florida (the natives in tampa will try to convince you they are part of south florida but just ignore them they are the same people who have never been to south beach) where the guys are EXTREMELY thirsty due to a lack of hot girls, the only hot girls in Tampa are from Miami and the rest are ratchet af or redneck af, it is common to see Tampa men drooling over females visiting from south beach and trampa women hissing and snorting at them out of blinding jealousy
Man, Tampa has no hot girls! There are only five Miami level girls in the entire city and they're out of Tampa's league!
by whatareyougoingtodo February 16, 2013