Definitions by whalla gangster

Levi Jensen Ballegrep 

Levi Jensen Ballegrep is the famous ballegrep. In order to use the ballegrep you have to find Levi Jensen. Levi Jensen is a dieing monkey race. You have to put your hand on his balls in order for it to work.

Oh shit there’s a Levi Jensen over there! Let’s use the famous “Levi Jensen Ballegrep” on him!

Levi Jensen Ballegrep by whalla gangster May 27, 2021

Lucas Aasmundrud Olsen 

Basketball player with several mvp`s. The man is a giant and even shaq is scared of him. If you meet him on the streets you should definetly run.

Holy shit thats Lucas Aasmundrud Olsen! We better run before he beats us up.

Lucas Aasmundrud Olsen by whalla gangster May 25, 2021

Galvin 

Galvin is a world known monkey who is famous for what he is wearing. He is famous on the app "tiktok". He is also reffered as a "drippy monkey".

sheeesh! Galvin is so drippy. "funny monkey jeff, funny funny monkey jeff" playing in the background.

Galvin by whalla gangster December 9, 2020

Håkon Løvstad

A great scientist who believed that gay people were aliens that were invading the planet. He died december 8th 1963. He is buried under the library at oxford university.

Wow Håkon Løvstad is such a great scientist.

Håkon Løvstad by whalla gangster December 9, 2020

Håkon 

The coolest person on the entire fucking planet.

OMG look its Håkon. He is just so fucking cool.

Håkon by whalla gangster November 11, 2020