wetcoaster's definitions

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

whack-fuck

This term comes from the fact that average golfers tend so say these 2 words often.
Also a funny joke
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A bad golfer goes - whack...fuck!
A bad skydiver goes - Fuck...Whack!

Golfer swings the club -"whack"
Golfer slices into the woods - "fuck!"

I've never taken a whack-fuck lesson in my life but these $1500 set of calloway's should lower my score.

by wetcoaster September 17, 2006

Charisma

That single, undescribable, intangible quality that a girl with big jugs has

There was just something about that stripper I saw yesterday, she was just oozing charisma

by wetcoaster June 10, 2010