Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

by wetcoaster September 01, 2006

whack-fuck

This term comes from the fact that average golfers tend so say these 2 words often.
Also a funny joke
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A bad golfer goes - whack...fuck!
A bad skydiver goes - Fuck...Whack!

Golfer swings the club -"whack"
Golfer slices into the woods - "fuck!"

I've never taken a whack-fuck lesson in my life but these $1500 set of calloway's should lower my score.

by wetcoaster September 17, 2006

Charisma

That single, undescribable, intangible quality that a girl with big jugs has

There was just something about that stripper I saw yesterday, she was just oozing charisma

by wetcoaster June 10, 2010