weezy's definitions

ultimullet

a mullet haircut so extreme that it is nearly shaved on the top and sides and the back extends down past the wearer's ass. can also be used to describe the wearer.

Dude, check out the ultimullet on that drunk-ass!

by weeZy August 12, 2002

personcott

the non-sexist version of boycott.

part of the Alfredian language.

Let's all personcott Alfie!

by weezy July 23, 2004

plebite

Someone who prefers things of poorer quality to better ones; someone who stubbornly refuses to admit when anything is superior to their preferred item/brand/belief/etc.

Shaun won't play anything but an Xbox, despite having a PS3 in the house-what a plebite!

by weeZy August 24, 2010

homegrown898

Some guy from Massachusetts who posts on Proboards just about every day. Despite him being a member of Proboards for almost three years, he is rather unknown.

He is very passionate about the Red Sox.

That homegrown898 guy, yeah, he's pretty cool.

by weezy December 19, 2004

po mo

short for "post modern"

Who the hell does that po mo bastard think he is?

by weeZy August 12, 2002

sphincter cabbage

a small peace of poo near or inside the rim of the brown eye resembling a dingle berry

tossing her salad was straight till i got a piece of sphincter cabbage

by weezy April 3, 2005

eidies

alfredian for goodbye.

Eidies you mother fucking alien.

*kaboom*

by weezy July 23, 2004