Definitions by weednosethereindeer

The Zombies are Coming 

A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening

John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!

Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)

The Zombies are Coming by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022

Estonian Football 

A game where the goal is to kick each other's testicles until one person either gives up and leaves or passes out from

the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.

Hey, wanna play some Estonian Football?

Nah, both my balls died since the last time we played

Estonian Football by weednosethereindeer January 14, 2022

Beagle Hound 

A colloquial term for a man with a massive, erect penis who usually barks at the sight of a big booba woman

Man: Look at Jacob, hes such a beagle hound

Jacob: (erect and barking)

Beagle Hound by weednosethereindeer January 8, 2022