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Szymon Mrozek

A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.
Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting

Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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Magic Handshake

When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.
Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!
by weednosethereindeer January 22, 2022
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Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.
Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!
by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023
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Roven

fat Indian gay guy who won the Grammy for best motion picture in 2009.
No. (roven)
by weednosethereindeer July 25, 2023
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Estonian Football

A game where the goal is to kick each other's testicles until one person either gives up and leaves or passes out from

the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.
Hey, wanna play some Estonian Football?

Nah, both my balls died since the last time we played
by weednosethereindeer January 14, 2022
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Quanos

The general term for serveral accounts on TikTok. The most popular content on the account being the creation of diabolical, nonsensical scenarios and phrases which have "never been written before."
He has created ripples in influence across the TikTok ecosystem, from beginning the "Quanos effect." and have loyal followers as the "Quanos disciples."
He tends to incorporate factors such as Playboi Carti, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Various creatures singing songs, queef melodies, ejaculate communication and many more
"When my apple music is gone so the thick bed bug under my bed queefs my favourite songs for me"
-Quanos circa 2023
by weednosethereindeer August 20, 2024
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Osama bingus Laden (Elephant)

Osama bin Laden was a rogue bull elephant named after the eponymous designated terrorist of the same name. It was responsible for at least 27 deaths and the destruction of property in the jungled Sonitpur district of the Indian state of Assam. After a two-year rampage from 2004 to 2006, the elephant was eventually shot; but some were doubtful that the correct animal was killed.
Footjob Gamer: Hey bro, That Osama bingus Laden (elephant) was insane, huh
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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