weaver's definitions

times

Very similar to spung, without the green aura.

"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"

by weaver October 14, 2003

scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

by weaver April 14, 2005

scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt

Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious

by weaver April 13, 2005

pidi

If you are from Orkney, you will use this word instead of "small" or "little".

"Gee whillackers cousin/mom, when i swim with these basking sharks in january, my weenie gets well pidi"

by weaver October 14, 2003