we_dont_exist's definitions

Transwoman.

A transwoman is an incorrect way to write trans woman. This spelling might get you yelled at by people who don't have anything better to do.

"Transwoman.? Transwoman is incorrect because trans is an adjective and woman is a noun. Trans women are women not transwomen. If that makes sense."

by we_dont_exist June 11, 2024

Transandrophobia.

When someone is afraid of a trans person named andy.

Person one: I have transandrophobia.
Trans person named andy: oh shit.

by we_dont_exist November 19, 2023

theyfab

Someone who is a "theyfab" is trans person who is not transitioning medically and afab (assigned female at birth) and who goes by the pronouns they / them. The origin of the word is a portmanteau afab / they - theyfab. The word originated as a way to criticize women who call themselves trans for the social clout on websites like tumblr. The so called theyfab assume this identity because it's useful as a shield and a hammer to bludgeon other kinds of queer people who are more visible and vulnerable than them and will use their identity to acquire as many privileges at as little cost as possible. This word is widely considered offensive but only by other theyfabs. Notable theyfabs include Ana Mardoll, Aiden Hale and a million obese smol beans named Greyson.

Person one: "Hey did you know that if you put they/them pronouns on your women's college application you can get scholarships for it?"
Person two *overhearing*: "Theyfabs, theyfabs, theyfabs."

by we_dont_exist February 27, 2024

theyfab

Theyfabs are scene girl revivalists who want a t-slur pass; transmisogynists but woke, a theyfab will use their proximity to their birth gender to police trans women while simultaneously claiming to have a trans feminine gender. Typically middle class a theyfab will use neoliberal validity ideology to place themselves at the forefront of trans liberation while simultaneously doing all the things that terfs accuse trans women of while, also, simultaneously acting like a terf. They do not physically or socially transition but still claim to be trans because they love saying slurs. They will typically mix up trans identities that are mutually exclusive while saying some of the most deeply transphobic shit you've ever heard.

theyfab: I just came back from the women's retreat that was being held at the women's college I attend where nobody knows that I use they/them pronouns and I just kicked out my trans woman roommate because they just ruined the saphic nonbinary afab viiiiiiiiiibes!
trans woman overhearing this: theyfabs, theyfabs theyfabs.

by we_dont_exist February 4, 2024

Transandrophobia truther.

A transandrophobia truther is someone who believes that the 9/11 hijackers were trans men.

Person one: Khalid al-Mihdhar and Nawaf al-Hazmi were both trans men. They were both on testosterone and received phalloplasty in saudi arabia because it's more socially acceptable to transition than to live as gay women. That's why they attacked the twin towers.
Person two: (Holy shit not another transandrophobia truther.)

by we_dont_exist November 19, 2023

baeddel

Baeddel is the etymological root of bad. Originally meaning "a queer or effeminate man or hermaphrodite" people forgot all about the original meaning. Just as if everyone forgot that calling someone queer had anything to do with being gay and just began using it for its derogatory connotation. Later on trans women began calling themselves Baeddels as part of a feminist movement meant to reclaim their history sometime around 1990. Around 2016 when various tumblr users encountered real feminists trying to revive parts of an ancient indigenous language it went about as well as anyone could have expected. They should have just invented a xenogender.

Trans woman: I've been reading a lot about baeddels and I think I should start calling myself one because I'm tired of being called a man hating rapist child molestor.
Tumblr users: you're a man hating rapist child molestor! Probably racist too!

by we_dont_exist June 26, 2023