-person addicted to inserting ascii art
into their facebook statuses
; neglecting responsibilities to spend hours trying to make the damn pics fit status & comment boxes.
-as of 2010, most likely an overeducated
, sexually frustrated, tina fey wannabe
who has only recently discovered ascii art
, special characters
,etc. & thinks her sarcastic use of such facebling
A little late to the game, she none-the-less can't stop herself, similar to other internet based addictions.
experts theorize that she attains a "high" by being the 1st in her once hip, non-computer geek, cynical
group of fb friends to show that such status-magic
is even possible, reliving a thrill similar to being the only one to know where that rave was "going down" (c. 1991).
peers found her first asci-art status thrilling, her 2nd one pretty witty... but now just feel the need to "hide" her on their newsfeed
- everyone is totally embarrassed by it.
*CDC warning: asciioholics
are at increased risk of discovering urbandictionary.com, fark.com, etc. and other HTML-based diseases. Mass defriendation
may be warranted.
christmas "cards" consist of just posting a status similar to:
…………*./ | \ .*
………, • '*♥* ' • ,
……. '*• ♫♫♫•*'
….. ' *, • '♫ ' • ,* '
….' * • ♫*♥*♫• * '
… * , • Merry' • , * '
…* ' •♫♫*♥*♫♫ • ' * '
via Facebook IM:
"dude, wtf is up with tina?"
"no shit! <3 her Onion
links but now totally dork asciioholic
- she's f'in out of control"
"i so h8 fbook"